To some Black people, proximity to whiteness is a personality trait that they should get credit for. Robert Griffin, an American football player, seems to be one of those Black people. This week, he took to Twitter to remind us that he is on his second white wife but did it by being weird and bringing up her butt size.
It started when Griffin posted a video of his wife, Grete Sadeiko, doing what looked like Sumo squats with bad form. His caption said, “cOmE oN bRO yOUr WiFe iS wHiTE.”
“cOmE oN bRO yOUr WiFe iS wHiTE” pic.twitter.com/zRZ3LJBfPa
— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) June 23, 2021
Griffin seemed to be implying that people make fun of him for having a white wife, but she has a big butt. We don’t believe either statement is true, however.
Grete Sadeiko is a former track and field star, and she married Robert Griffin after he went through a tumultuous divorce from his first wife, who was also white. The drama was because Griffin “met” Sadeiko only seven months after his first wife had their child. Basically, it starts with a “ch” and rhymes with “eating.”
Immediately, Twitter took notice and decided that a clown looking for attention will get just that.
Now have her stand up straight pic.twitter.com/rDkAwu2Rtl
— Lost Edges of Candace (@nching0) June 23, 2021
Bro ain’t been right since he got this shape up pic.twitter.com/1hF6RSK6Hj
— Uncle Chris be tweetin 🦅🦅🦅 (@SoLaidBack_) June 23, 2021
Robert Griffin III today for no reason at all pic.twitter.com/Af6Pa48Hph
— Britni Danielle (@BritniDWrites) June 23, 2021
This isn’t the flex u think it is… 🤦🏽♀️🥴 but carry on… love whoever u want. Black men always tryna justify their choices. Just do u bruh, we dont gaf 🤷🏽♀️
— Ashley (@naimamontana) June 24, 2021
Then, when Twitter gave him what he asked for, he kept being weird instead of doing football drills or more butt-building exercises with his wife.
Me- I’m attracted to my wife in a sundress.
Them- Your wife is white she ain’t got nothing to look at.
Me-Points out that my white wife is built different than the stereotype
Them-Why are you so obsessed with your wife being white?
Moral of the story-Don’t argue with Twitter
— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) June 24, 2021
So, in true Black Twitter fashion, since Robert Griffin didn’t want to stop, the tweets didn’t either.
GIRLLLLL we 👏🏾don’t 👏🏾give 👏🏾a 👏🏾sh!t. Likeee go love your wife in private but most importantly silence. Who asked for a of this?? pic.twitter.com/CpOHlmpof3
— Thigh Dolla$ign ™ (@Nike2theBS) June 24, 2021
Listen, I’m married to a white lady. You love who you love, but this all comes off as hella weird and insecure.
— nate bowling (collecting vaccines like Thanos) (@nate_bowling) June 24, 2021
If he really wanted to shut Twitter up, he would’ve posted a photo of that thang thanging in a sundress.
But that would require photoshop lol
— JoJo Suya (@eleven8) June 24, 2021
Maybe Robert Griffin and Tim Scott can sit down and commiserate about how awfully racist Black people are.
